The Relish Debate
“Hot dog please.”
–”What would you like on it?”
“Ummmm…”
–”We have mustard, ketchup, chilli, cheese…”
“Mustard and ketchup please.”
–”Relish, Sour Kraut, and Onions?”
“Onions”
–”Relish?”
“No, onions are fine. Thanks.”
–”What about the relish?”
“Actually I just want onions. …You really want me to have relish don’t you?”
–”Is this your first time here?” (Is this my first time here? Meaning at a hot dog stand or meaning at this hot dog stand?)
“…Yes?”
–”That explains it. People around here get relish. So would you like relish?”
“No. Actually onions are just fine. Thanks.” (Is there a hidden camera around here or something?)
This is the picture of my non-relish hot dog. That happened yesterday across the street from Gellman Library at George Washington University. Is there something I’m missing because that was hilarious?
Ya gotta give the people what they want…and the people WANT relish!